I like the olympics. The athletes are amazing. I’m wondering if there is any chance in the world I could beat the best athletes in the world… albeit with a little help. So, with your help, in my quest to be an Olympic champion, I need to know what’s more likely:
A.) I could swim faster than Michael Phelps… with flippers.
B.) I could hit a Cat Osterman fastball… if she threw overhand.
C.) I could beat Tyson Gay… on my scooter.
Post your votes below!
(p.s. forgive the tardiness of this post; I’ll post the reason soon)