I like the olympics. The athletes are amazing. I’m wondering if there is any chance in the world I could beat the best athletes in the world… albeit with a little help. So, with your help, in my quest to be an Olympic champion, I need to know what’s more likely:
A.) I could swim faster than Michael Phelps… with flippers.
B.) I could hit a Cat Osterman fastball… if she threw overhand.
C.) I could beat Tyson Gay… on my scooter.
Post your votes below!
(p.s. forgive the tardiness of this post; I’ll post the reason soon)
B.) But that’s weak sauce. Let her pitch underhand. You could hit that.
Speed3ing in 2012 London Games!
By: timbalint on August 27, 2008
at 1:28 pm
I vote C) I have no idea how fast Gay runs, but your scooter is rad
By: Luke on August 27, 2008
at 4:09 pm
Ummm. I vote scooter. (C) Yeah, scooter it is. I think I just figured out a new nickname for you. You are officially “scooter” in my book. Lame. hahahaa.
By: Joni on August 27, 2008
at 4:12 pm
B and C. never A.
By: Karen on August 28, 2008
at 9:31 am